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Concealable Weapons
1. xymonau13 May 2012, 12:35 GMT +02:00
The language in this makes me cringe, but it is genuinely funny.
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
122. xymonau12 September 2012, 13:59 GMT +02:00
Lissen, you knows I use my blender for flowers. Why wood you be sprised that i hammer fings wiff my camera? I'm not hard to please - if you bring munny.
123. happyture12 September 2012, 17:17 GMT +02:00
Ha haaaaaaaaaaa, muny, wots muny when you got friends and i iz your friend ain't I ! :O)
124. xymonau13 September 2012, 10:37 GMT +02:00
True, butchoo sed you is tryin' to IMPRESS me. Munny impresses me much faster than friendship.
125. happyture14 September 2012, 16:16 GMT +02:00
Ill print some for you an post it over, good stuff it is, and at a cheap exchange rate at the mo, $10 for $5 bargain init :O)
127. happyture16 September 2012, 1:32 GMT +02:00
Oh Dezzie i try and try and you just shoot me down in flames, juss no pleasing some people :O(
128. xymonau16 September 2012, 6:36 GMT +02:00
Mikey, I am ALWAYS pleased to shoot you down in flames. How can you say that?!
129. happyture16 September 2012, 11:38 GMT +02:00
I know you likes me really, i can tell because you only maimed me with the pointy stick dinya :O)
130. xymonau16 September 2012, 12:46 GMT +02:00
Maybe. But you does move like greased lightning. It's that flippin' goose fat, izzent it?
131. happyture17 September 2012, 0:08 GMT +02:00
Just rub me belly,,,Can yoo feel juss how soft an smoove it is,,,Goose fat baby gurl, keeps me lookin yung and slick ........... Now you wont some dunya :O)
132. xymonau17 September 2012, 0:15 GMT +02:00
You're not goin' to beleeve this, but no. Not at all. Not even a skerrick, morsel or little bit. Now if you're goin' to run around naked, I'm callin' yor Ma.
133. happyture17 September 2012, 12:37 GMT +02:00
Cant have you seeing too much of a good thing now dezzie, juss pass me me boxers, thats the ones there stuck to the door :O)
134. xymonau17 September 2012, 14:43 GMT +02:00
No-o-o-o! I can't touch those! I yam a single woman! It's juss not seemly!
135. happyture17 September 2012, 16:38 GMT +02:00
Go on, there cleanish sort of, i wash my pants at least once a month :O)
137. happyture18 September 2012, 8:17 GMT +02:00
Yes Ma always sez keep um clean, you never know when you could get run over by a bus and end up in hosspisstal , so my personal highjean is to a very high Standhard :O)
138. xymonau18 September 2012, 11:31 GMT +02:00
I knowed you woz posh, but I had no idea just how posh you really is, Mikey. I am not worthy...
139. happyture19 September 2012, 1:11 GMT +02:00
But you is, you is a gud friend, you always has time to talk to me even though most the time its insults i dont mind this as sometimes your hinsults is quite funny, Friend :O)
140. xymonau19 September 2012, 3:57 GMT +02:00
Well, they are very poor hinsults, aren't they, if alls you can do is larf. I yam a failure...
141. happyture19 September 2012, 11:02 GMT +02:00
But i is used to um had um all the thymes off me Ma bless her, look at her sat there in her little cage, Tell you Dezzie i got bad stomach in me belly headache and me teeth are itching today :O(
142. xymonau19 September 2012, 12:26 GMT +02:00
I hope it's just a short bug, Mikey. It's no fun to be sick. You look after yourself. If anything is going to hurt you, it has to be me.
143. happyture19 September 2012, 16:23 GMT +02:00
Thank you Dezzie i iz feeling munch better now, must have been a bug like you said :O)
144. xymonau19 September 2012, 22:43 GMT +02:00
Or the demon drink. It wazzent the demon drink, wazzit, Mikey? Say it ain't so!
145. happyture20 September 2012, 9:03 GMT +02:00
Dezzie, i haven't had a drink in 8 months, I have stopped drinking Coffee and tea now i just drink juice or water, i think the coffee was giving me bad headaches so i only very rarely have a tea now and NO alcohol at all :O)
